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各位同学，早上好~又是一期超有趣的趣味实验，那这一期我们的主题是女生来作答男生一直以来非常好奇的问题，各种令人哭笑不得的问题。

那么现在，赶紧正式进入正题吧。（虽然结尾有彩蛋，但是热爱学习的人一定会先看视频的）

Oh no!

喔不！

This is awkward!

这太诡异了！

No, there's no such thing as a stupid question.

不，愚蠢的问题并不存在。

We have all the answers - All of them.

我们已经有全部的答案了。- 对，全部。

Why do you take so long to get ready?

为什么你每次都要准备超久才能出门？

No, not okay, are you serious?

不，不是这样的，你是认真在问这个问题吗？

That's a stereotype.

这根本是刻板印象啊。

I know men that spend hours getting their hair cut.

我认识一些需要花上好几个小时去剪头发的男人。

I take about 15 minutes to get ready.

我大概只要准备 15 分钟就能出门了。

I don't take long to get ready.

我不用准备很久啊。

I also don't take long to get ready.

我也不需要准备很久才能出门。

That's one I can't answer.

这个问题我无法回答。

But Linda here takes forever to get ready.

但 Linda 总是准备世纪久才能出门。

I do not leave the house until I look damn good.

如果没有超级美我才不会出门。

Dudes are always like, "Oh, I like a girl who's natural."

男生总是说：「喔，我喜欢女生素颜。」

Buddy, if you saw me natural, you would scream,

老兄，如果你看到我素颜，你会惨叫，

like you were looking at Freddy Krueger, okay?

就像是你看到了 Freddy Krueger（恐怖电影「半夜鬼上床」中的角色）懂吗？

You're like, "This is a natural look."

像是说著：「他这样很自然。」

No it isn't.

拜托并不是。

What do periods feel like?

月经来是什么感觉？

Having a period is externally having to look like this,

月经来时你外表会像这样，

at work and inside you're like...

但是你心里面却是这样...

(whispering) Fuck you.

（细细私语）去你妈的。

Every month, I'll get a little bit sad,

每个月我都会有点低落，

and I'll forget why, and I'll be like,

我会忘记为什麽我会这样，然后我会想

"What's wrong with me, why am I so depressed?"

「我是哪根筋不对了，为什么我这么沮丧？」

And then the next day...

结果到了明天...

I get my period.

我的月经来了。

It feels like, "Oh, did I pee myself?"

这感觉就像是：「喔，我刚不由自主的尿尿了吗？」

And then you go to the bathroom and you're like,

然后当你去到厕所你发现，

"No, just blood."

「喔不，只是血罢了。」

The consistency of... like chocolate syrup coming out of you, it's like gross.

就像是巧克力酱不停从你身体流出来，超级恶心。

You just feel shitty.

你感到糟透了。

Circumcised or not? Why?

男生要不要割包皮？为什麽？

No, I don't wanna make anyone feel bad.

唉不，我不想要（我的评论）让一些人不舒服。

I've never seen an uncircumcised penis in real life.

我从来没在现实生活中看过没割包皮的阴茎。

You can actually make the motion easier,

你的阴茎可以（在性交时）更容易进出，

'cause there's more like...

因为那样会更...

Like... Yes?

像是... 什么？

Everyone's genitals are beautiful, okay?

每个人的生殖器都很美，好吗？

We live in a beautiful world of genitals.

我们活在有生殖器的美丽世界里。

I don't have a hard or fast rule, who cares?

我对这个并不苛刻，谁在乎啊？

It really depends on the person attached to the penis.

重要的是有着生殖器的那个人。

Why do you hate bras so much?

为什么你们这么讨厌胸罩？

I feel like we don't have to answer that question,

我觉得我们不需要回答这个问题，

as much as just give you a bra,

只要给你一件内衣，

have you wear it for a day.

让你穿它一整天你就懂了。

Bras hurt.

穿内衣很不舒服。

It's sweaty, it's elastic, it has wire in it.

它让你流汗，它有弹性，里面还有着钢丝。

I hate anything that's gonna, like, constrict me for eight hours.

我真的很讨厌任何...像是...任何会束缚我八小时的东西。

Why do you take off your pants when you get home?

那你回家干嘛要脱掉裤子？

If no one ever said we have to cover these up,

如果没有人告诉我们必须把胸部包起来，

I would have never worn one.

我永远都不可能穿内衣。

What do you love most about being a woman?

身为女人你最喜欢的一件事？

Aww.

喔。

A. Being able to inspire other women.

第一点，能够激励其他女人。

I love other women.

我爱其他女人。

The bond that women have with each other.

女人之间有的默契。

Yes!

没错！

I think it's just amazing that we can give life.

我想光是我们能孕育生命就很美好。

It'll be really cool one day to be a mom and hopefully have a daughter, and that kind of a thing.

有一天成为妈妈会超酷，希望能有个女儿...诸如此类的事。

I think I just love women, so I like that I get to be one.

我想纯粹是我喜欢女人，所以我以身为一个女人感到开心。

If we need to continue the human race,

如果我们得延续人类生命，

we don't really need men but we definitely need women.

我们不太需要男人，但我们一定需要女人。

What if you went to the bathroom,

如果当你去到厕所，

and blood came out the tip of your dick?

发现有血从你的鸡鸡流出来？

And then you had to put paper over the tip of your dick all day?

然后你必须拿纸包住你的鸡鸡顶端一整天，你觉得如何？

Or a tiny, tiny tampon?

或者用是一个超小、超小的卫生棉条？

彩蛋时间！

今天按照视频来玩游戏，大家对异性有任何问题，不管是生理还是心理上面有任何好奇，请在评论区里赶快留言好嘛。感兴趣的同学们可以解答，也可以拿好板凳吃吃西瓜。